According to the old rhyme Mondays child is fair of face - but life isnt always so simple. Gorgeous goddesses seem to surround script-reader and wannabe movie-maker Anna Brown - from her deranged glamour-queen boss to her perfect pouting flat-mates - for Anna being less-than-beautiful is very hard to bear. With a dead-end job and a ghastly boyfriend to boot she wonders if she can ever be a success. In fashion and beauty crazed London perhaps being talented just isnt enough. Enter Mark Swan Britains hottest director. Rugged reclusive and powerful everybody wants a piece of him - from studio heads to supermodels. He could be Annas ticket to the top but how can she ever hope to snag such a big star? Fed up of being downbeat and dowdy Anna decides to chase her dreams and with a little help from her friends embarks on a madcap scheme to get just what shes after...