What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get a head. PUPIL: Miss would you punish me for something I didnt do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good because I didnt do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons trivia books.
