EARTHLINGS ARE SO UGLY. THEY ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD AND JUST TWO SQUINTLY LITTLE EYEBALLS .. THEYRE BALD- NO SCALES OR FUR EXCEPT FOR A SCRAP ON TOP. WHICH THEY CALL A HAIRSTYLE .. THEY DONT HAVE ANY SUCKERS. THEY CANNOT ZOOM OR EVEN FLY....
AND AS FOR A THE SMELL........