Does your mother think its really charming to talk to every rose bush on the street? Has your father taken up obsessive fundraising for the donkeysanctuary on retirement? Does he collect elastic bands because you never know when youll need one? Do your parents get tipsy on two sherries and think its really witty to laugh at your grey hair.Do they make jokes about sheltered housing? Have they guessed that youve already sent off tor the brochures? Do they seem to be having too much fun for a couple with two fake hips a pacemaker and three steel pins between them?Then you need Rohan Candappa. The man who bought you The Little Book of Stress the Little Book of Wrong Shui and the Autobiography of a One Year Old has hit the nail on the head once more.Full of wit and wisdom Rohan will give you a much needed laugh in the face of your parents increasingly barmy behaviour. Just one thing youll probably find your parents have bought it too. And theyll probably think its really funny... Which might make you wonder -is there an OAP conspiracy going on out there?