Why arent you out smashing windows? Its not healthy Lionel Asbo - a very violent but not very successful criminal - has always looked out for his nephew Desmond Pepperdine. He gives him fatherly advice (carry a knife) and introduces him to the joys of Internet porn. Des on the other hand desires nothing more than books a girl to love and to steer clear Uncle Lis psychotic pitbulls Joe and Jeff. Lionel is going about his morning duties in a London prison when he learns that he has just won u139999999.50 on the National Lottery. This is not necessarily good news for Des who has a secret that could unleash his uncles implacable vengeance.