Right blog. Im back! Lets not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now.Reasons why everything is terrible:1. The love of my life AKA Natalie still hates me all because of one tiny OK huge mistake. 2. Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called friend Greeny. Since January hes lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him!3. Harry Ad and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying Im as gay as the day is long. Still at least theres Buzzfest to look forward to. Who knows once were there amid all the beautiful people scenery and music Natalie might realize I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms. On the other hand it could just be full of weirdos overflowing toilets from hell anddeath metal . . .Joe Cowley is back! And this time its even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. From a Grand Gesture involving Star Trek costumes and the school boyband to being trapped in a portaloo thats about to be pushed over. Joes completely up to his neck in it - literally!Welcome to Cringefest . . .
