Ex-army sergeant Daniel McEvoy is ready to say goodbye New Jerseys lawless underworld and concentrate on his new life as club owner and bona fide boyfriend. But when hes abducted and driven into the Hudson by a vengeful crime boss he realises that the New Jersey underworld isnt ready to say goodbye to him. If Dan is to survive he will have to evade bad guys on both sides of the law and find the missing aunt who once taught him how to handle boobs. Eoin Colfer author of the Artemis Fowl novels turns his outstanding talent to a world as criminally funny as it is dark and compelling.